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“Where is the story?”

"You clicked on a link for a story that has been written but not yet posted."

"Why isn't it posted? I want to read it!"

“My goal is to become syndicated in newspapers. In order to interest editors, I need to give them an opportunity to publish the material I write first before it has been published. Otherwise I don’t think they’d be too interested. If you're an editor and would like to read a more recent story, you can reach me by clicking on the contact button.”

“I'm not an editor, but I still want to read your fresh stories now!”

“Like bread, they are better when fresh as they are still relevant, but still they are pretty good a day or even a week old. If you want them fresh daily, contact the editor of your local paper. Tell them about this site. If they choose to publish my stories, buy their newspaper!”


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