“Where the hell is my silk kimono?”
“It’s in the closet beside your safari outfit.”
“Where – oh, here it is thanks. Now where are my Ray-Bans?”
“The cool looking aviator glasses?”
“Yeah, the Ray-Bans.”
“I don’t think those are appropriate for your trip to China Peter.”
“Why not?”
“You’ll be so busy cow-towing and bowing to the Chinese authorities that you won’t have time to worry about the sun getting in your eyes.”
“But what if I want to stop by Kandahar on the way home?”
“Hmmm, you’re right, you better pack them. I think I saw them on the dash of your SUV.”
“Gotta multi-task. If the Liberals pressure a non-confidence vote, another photo-op can’t hurt.”
“That’s the other reason why your mission to China on Celil’s behalf is so important.”
“Why is that?”
“If we can get him out of jail over there we’ll be heroes! Just think of the positive spin we can put on it. We’ll be in power for years to come!”
“Is this guy as bad as they say he is?”
“It’s hard to say. I’m sure that the authorities, no matter what government is involved, would have to be pretty certain that he is guilty of something before tossing him in jail.”
“You gotta be able to trust your governments. One government’s activist is another’s terrorist.”
“It’s too bad we can’t throw activists in jail here too.”
“Yes I know, but be patient. All in good time, all in good time.”
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