“I want to speak to somebody in charge... NOW!”
“I’m sorry sir and you are?”
“Domi. Tie Domi.”
“I see Mr. Dummy.”
“It’s Domi, D-O-M-I. You follow?”
“Sorry Mr. er, Domi. Do you have an appointment?”
“I’m Tie Domi. I don’t make appointments. I break them. You follow?”
“I’m afraid I don’t, sorry.”
“I said I want to speak to someone in charge you F---ing F---!”
“I could let you speak to Carolyn Stewart-Olsen.”
“Who the F--- is she?”
“She’s the Prime Minister’s Press Secretary. Oh, here she is now?”
“May I help you?”
“You in charge here.”
“You could say that, just don’t quote me on that.”
“I want to know what makes you so F---ing special.”
“Now see here sir, I will not be spoken to like that in my own office.”
“I’m a taxpayer and you’re gonna F---ing listen. You follow?”
“What is it you want?”
“I want to know why in the F--- Belinda isn’t getting more time on question period. I want you to put her out front and center. Every F---ing time there’s an important issue. Her F---ing opinion is better than most of the pencil neck geeks you have her surrounded by.”
“Uh, Mr. Domi. I think you’ve made a terrible mistake.”
“I don’t make mistakes. I break them. You follow?”
“I’m afraid you don’t, follow. You see, this is Prime Minister Harper’s office. Belinda Stronach doesn’t work here anymore. You want Stephane Dion’s office.”
“Sorry.”
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