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I've been neglecting the archives! Hopefully will find time to catch up, in the meantime for more recent stories, visit the blog.
MARCH 2007

March 15, 2007CANADA TO TAKE ACTIVE ROLE IN CLIMATE CHANGE SUMMIT
March 13, 2007O'CONNOR TO MEET WITH AFGHAN HUMAN RIGHTS LEADER
NOVEMBER

November 3 2006DAY CLAIMS 1 BILLION TO TRAIN & ARM BORDER GUARDS
November 2 2006GAINER THE GOPHER BARRED?

November 1 2006NDP MAY FORCE NON-CONFIDENCE VOTE
OCTOBER

October 31 2006LAYTON AND HARPER TO MEET
October 30 2006OTTAWA SATISFIED WITH U.S. RESPONSE TO MAHER ARAR CASE
October 27 2006OTTAWA PLANS NO FLY LIST
October 26 2006POSTAL EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO DELIVER ANTI-GAY MATERIAL
October 25 2006FORTIER NOT RUNNING MACKAY OFFERS NO APOLOGY
October 24 2006NDP CALLS FOR NEW RULES TO TAME ROWDY PARLIAMENT
October 23 2006NAVY AIR FORCE NOT TO BE USED FOR COMBAT ROLES
October 20 2006GREEN PLAN PANNED - MACKAY DENIES MAKING DOG REMARK
October 19 2006CONSERVATIVE MP EXPELLED OVER BLOG
October 18 2006SENATORS BLASTED FOR EXPENSIVE DUBAI TRIP
October 17 2006NORTH KOREA CONSIDERS SANCTIONS AN ACT OF WAR
October 16 2006HARPER LABELS LIBERALS ANTI-ISRAELI - STREISAND WOWS MONTREAL
October 13 2006FRIDAY THE 13TH BRITISH GENERAL SUGGESTS WITHDRAWL
October 12 2006LIBERALS UPSET OVER ANTI-ISRAELI REMARK
October 11 2006ARAR WANTSD PROBE TO RESUME
October 10 2006HARPER ROLLS OUT GREEN PLAN
October 6 2006HARPER RECEIVES WOODROW WILSON AWARD
October 5 2006AMBROSE TO MEET WITH PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE TODAY
October 4 2006HOCKEY STARTS TONIGHT
October 3 2006REPUBLICANS SPIN FOLEY SCANDAL
October 2 2006MOOSEHEAD SENDS BEER TO TROOPS
SEPTEMBER

September 29 2006LIBERALS SUPER WEEKEND - PAKISTAN SELLS PRISONERS
September 28 2006RCMP CHIEF APOLOGIZES TO MAHER ARAR
September 27 2006HARPER BLAMES MARTIN - CONSERVATIVES HAVE CONFIDENCE IN RCMP CHIEF - SCHWARZENEGGER LEADS IN CAL. GOVERNOR'S RACE - PLANET WARMEST IN 12000 YEARS
September 26 2006CONRAD BLACK WANTS CITIZENSHIP BACK - TONY BLAIR NEARS RETIREMENT
September 25 2006 LIGHT CIGARETTES LAWSUIT
September 21 2006 REPORTER'S NAME LEAKED - RCMP CHIEF IN HOT WATER OVER ARAR CASE
September 20 2006 CBC CHAIRMAN RESIGNS - SOFTWOOD DEAL PASSED- HARPER TO ADDRESS UN
September 19 2006 RCMP FAILS MAHER ARAR
September 18 2006 PARLIAMENT RECONVENES
September 15 2006 POWELL AGAINST BUSH REDEFINING DEFINITION OF WAR CRIMES
September 14 2006 DWARF PLANET XENA RENAMED ERIS
September 13 2006 CONDOLEEZZA RICE VISITS THE MARITIMES
September 12 2006 ASTRONAUTS USE CANADARM
September 11 2006 5 YEARS AFTER THE ATTACK / NDP CONVENTION
September 8 2006 HARPER PLANS SENATE REFORM / BACK TO SCHOOL
September 7 2006 BUSH ADMITS TO COVERT CIA PRISONS
September 6 2006 HARPER'S SUMMER
September 5 2006 LABOUR DAY FOOTBALL CLASSICS/MORE CANADIAN TROOPS KILLED
September 1 2006 AFGHANI FATHER PROUD CANADIAN KILLED/CANADA TO ARM BORDER GUARDS

AUGUST

August 31 2006 S.S. MINNOW FOR SALE / TOFINO OUT OF WATER / CONRAD BLACK FIGHTS BACK
August 30 2006 BUSH REFUSES TO DEBATE IRAN'S PRESIDENT ON LIVE T.V.
August 29 2006 TAMIL TIGERS RUN LOOSE ON CAMPUS
August 28 2006 GREEN PARTY CONVENTION IN OTTAWA
August 26 2006 63% OF ISRAELIS WANT PM GONE
August 25 2006 LIBERAL PARTY WOES
August 24 2006 WHEN STARS GO BAD / LIBERAL MP BORYS WRZESNEWSKYJ RESIGNS
August 23 2006 FBI CLAIMS TIGER AGENT STUDENT AT WATERLOO UNIVERSITY
August 22 2006 COSMETICS PILE UP AT AIRPORTS
August 21 2006 PROMISCUOUS #1 / NDP, LIBERALS "TAKE HEZBOLLAH OFF TERROR LIST"
August 19 2006 TERRORISTS COMPENSATES VICTIMS OF CONFLICT
August 18 2006 DOLPHINS DUMB? / U.N. DESPERATE FOR TROOPS
August 17 2006 JONBENET RAMSAY KILLER SUSPECT ARRESTED IN THAILAND
August 16 2006 OUR SOLAR SYSTEM CHANGES
August 15 2006 SHOULD 10 YEAR OLDS GO TO JAIL?
August 14 2006 AIDS CONFERENCE HARPER ABSENT / ISRAEL CONTINUES ATTACKS ON LEBANON


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