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(In 250 Word or Less)
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- GET ME SYNDICATED - ATTENTION EDITORS - GET ME SYNDICATED -

“Okay Jim, I'm an editor. You have my attention. What do you want?”

“I want to write. I would like to see my writing appear in newspapers magazines or other mediums.

“Do you have an RSS feed?”

“Yes. It is https://agent86.tripod.com/eavesblog/rss.xml”

“If I take on your column can you meet my deadline?”

“Yes.”

“If I take on your column will you stop letting people read it for free online?”

“Yes.”

“How can I reach you?"

Email or by phone (250)716-3248."

“There are a lot of issues we need to discuss.”

“This is your world. I want in! Call or write me. I do not want to run a web site. I want to write.”

“There may be a book deal in it too. Are you interested?”

“YES.”


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