“So, you want to help me do you?”

“Sure Jim, I think you’re great!”

“I like the way you think!”

“How can I help?”

“There are a couple of things that you can do. First of all, since my goal is to become syndicated, I need people to read my material.”

“How many people do you want?”

“Everybody! The easiest way is to simply tell two friends about this site. Insist that they read a few stories and that they in turn tell two friends and then like the old commercial, and so on and so on.”

“That’s easy enough to do, I know more than two people. Is it okay if I tell more?”

“Sure!”

“What else can I do?”

“Contact the editor of your local paper. It could be a daily, weekly or whatever. You can usually find contact information on the second page. If you can’t find it, keep looking, they’ll have it in there somewhere. Once you find the information you need, write, call or email them. Have your friends do the same. Tell the editors you would like to see my stories in their paper. Make a solemn promise that you would buy their paper and you will encourage all your friends to buy it too if they would only publish my stories. Give them the website address or blog address so that they can read a few stories and make a decision for themselves. If you like, contact any publisher or producer too.”

"What about other websites?"

"If people want to put my stuff on their sites, GREAT! I'm looking for exposure for my rantings. The more the merrier! All they have to do is contact me and we'll work it out."

“When should I do this?”

“Now. Now would be a good time.”