SEPTEMBER 27, 2006
Word Count:246
“Joe, turn on the TV. Let’s see what’s on.”
CLICK
“The Minister of Public Safety, the Honourable Stockwell Day.”
“Mr. Speaker. Let me say before the House that this government has full and complete confidence in Giuliano Zaccardelli the-”
BOOOOOOO
“…complete confidence in Mr. Zaccardelli, the Commissioner of the RCMP.”
APPLAUSE
BOOOOOOO
CLICK
“Heh heh. My fellow Americans. The world is a safer place than it was five years ago. A dangerous leadership in Iraq is on trial for war crimes. Al-Qaeda has suffered significant losses and is weaker now than they were prior to 9/11. There are still significant threats to our nation’s security-”
CLICK
“I am the President of Pakistan… and a General. Would you like me to sign a copy of my book? They are on sale now… only $28.95 hee hee.”
CLICK
“…and when asked about his current lead in the California Governor’s Race, Governor Schwarzenegger had this to say.”
“I’lllll be back… for another term!”
CLICK
“While in Bucharest, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper had this to say about the former Prime Minister, Paul Martin.”
“Afghanistan is all his fault. The Liberal Party of Canada literally cannot stick to it’s guns-”
CLICK
“Scientists announced today that the planet is the warmest it’s been in over 12,000 years. Potential dangers of such-”
CLICK
“You know Joe, maybe this world of ours would be a lot cooler and safer if the politicians would stop speaking and releasing all that hot air!”
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