Topic: November 15, 2006
“Can we talk people? I know you’re all here to talk about the environment but ohhh, let me tell you, the current Canadian government is not responsible for this mess. Let me digress here for a moment. I understand that you don’t understand that this isn’t our fault. Well, I’m here to tell you, it’s not my fault. I never wanted to be the Environment Minister. No, I wanted to be the Minister for Fashion and Photo Ops. But was I given that portfolio? Nooooo. Well, I found a way to get even. Oh yes. Even Stephen. Put me in charge of the environment will you? How come your little pet Peter, gets away with just about everything under the ultraviolet sun but I get to hold the empty environment bag? I’ll tell you why. It’s all Belinda Stronach’s fault! Oh yes, I know she’s behind it. She’s just jealous because I get to jet set all over the world and enjoy exotic surroundings. She knew it was going to happen so she had her buddies in the Liberal Party commit to the Kyoto Accord at the time because they knew, that’s right, they knew that we would be the next government and would be unable to meet our commitments. I’d like to wrap it up by saying to all photographers, that I will be posing in the hallway outside the Green Room trying to look Ministerial.”
“Great Speech Rona!”
“Thanks, that ought to hold the S.O.B.’s for awhile eh?”
