BAIRD CALLS WEATHER A WAKE UP CALL NDP WIELD POWER
Topic: January 8, 2007
RIIIIIINGGGG
"Hello?"
"Morning John."
"What time is it?"
"It's your four a.m. wakeup. You'll be getting more of them from now until I force the election."
"Who is this? I demand to know!"
"It's Jack Layton. I cleared this with Stephen. Didn't he tell you?"
"Sorry Mr. Layton, I didn't recognize your voice. You're saying that Mr. Harper is cool with this?"
"He's the one who gave me your number."
"I see , so what do you want?"
"I want to rule this country, but since that's not likely, I still want to do my part to better Canada and if I have to blackmail every Conservative in order to do it, then I will."
"I see."
"I'm not sure you do. I hear you're going to be in Stanley Park today surveying damage. You can have your photo-op but then I expect you to get back to me later with some hard data on how you're going to meet Kyoto. I'll be in touch."
CLICK!
"I told you he'd call."
"Gosh Stephen, you're right. He's so giddy now that he doesn't need the Liberals to sink us that he thinks he's in charge."
"Let him focus on the environment. It draws attention away from Afghanistan. By the time he forces the election, it'll be too late. He doesn't know it but he's buying us the precioussss time we need to sink the Liberals. Mahahahahahahahahahaha."
"Stephen?"
"Yes?"
"I love it when you laugh maniacally."
"You ain't seen nothing yet precioussss."