Topic: January 10, 2007
"Let me say that it's so nice to see all of your fresh eager faces out here today... heh heh."
"Mr. President!"
"Mr. President!"
"Mr. President!"
"You. The one with the face. Go ahead son, ask away."
"Thank you sir. Scoop Daily, Eavesdroppings News. We are hearing reports that the United States has launched a fresh assault on Somalia. Will you confirm or deny these reports?"
"No."
"But-"
"You've had your question son, now sit down. Next, you go ahead, ask away."
"Sir, to echo my colleague's last question..."
"Echo? Echo? Is this the Grand Canyon? Heh heh. Well, here's an echo for you. No. No. No. Nooooooo."
"Mr. President!"
"Mr. President!"
"Mr. President!"
"We have reports that Al Qaeda militant, Fazul Abdullah Mohammed was killed."
"I have those same reports. No terrorist is safe anywhere. Like the T.V. shows says "Bad Boys, Bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" I'll tell you what they're gonna do, they're gonna die!"
"Sir, is that an admission that the United States is targeting Somalia?"
"No. Next Question. You there...girlie...go ahead."
"Uh thanks. What of the reports that you intend to send over 21,000 more soldiers to Iraq and spend billions more?"
"Got a problem with that do you?"
"I think the American public might have something to say about that."
"Oooh. So what are they going to say? I'm the President of The United States. I'm on my last term! To quote Nelson Muntz, Ha! Ha!"
