Topic: Janaury 22, 2007
"Yes, that's correct. I believe that there will be an election in 2007."
"So what are you doing to prepare."
"Well, starting tonight, I am going to do my homework right after work. Each and every night until there's an election."
"I see. So does this mean you did your homework last night too?"
"Why... yes, yes I did."
"May I see it please?"
"Uh, see it? You see, I finished my homework, but then I left it beside the bureau and then our dog, Kyoto went and ate it."
"I see. So then, what of the rumours that you spent the entire weekend at a Dungeons and Dragons convention?"
"All lies!"
"But here's a photo of you in a cape, juggling twenty sided dice, wearing a t-shirt, with a wizard fighting a dragon."
"This must be an old photo."
"There's a newspaper with yesterday's headlines on the table beside you."
"No comment. I am not a nerd! Next Question?"
"Some would say that predicting an election this year is fairly obvious. Care to make any predictions that are a little bit more surprising?"
"I predict the NDP will not win."
"I suppose you'll say the Bloc won't win either?"
"Are you a psychic too? I was just going to say that."
"Any more earth shattering predictions?"
"Peter MacKay and other MP's will appear in a series of staged photo-ops disguised as foreign affairs missions."
"Truly amazing."
"Would you like to come over sometime and see my spell book?"
"No."
