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Tuesday, 30 January 2007
ENVIRONMENT COMMISSIONER FIRED 2 YEAR OLD LETTER HAUNTS HARPER
Topic: Tuesday January 30, 2007
"I really appreciate your help Stockwell."
"It's a pleasure. My shredder is your shredder."
"It's so massive. I can't believe the volume of material it's capable of taking. Where on earth did you get this?"
"I'm not without some influence you know. I know a guy who knows a guy in the CIA."
"The CIA? You bought a shredder from the CIA?"
"Well, not exactly. They donated them to us. We have several."
"I'm not sure I approve."
"Listen Stephen. If any more material like this comes to the attention of the Liberals you could end up looking like more of hypocrite than you do now."
"Yeah who'd have thought the Liberals would drag a letter from the past out?"
"Especially one confirming you are more concerned with the oil industry than you are the environment."
"Good thing they don't have their hands on these babies eh?"
"If they leaked out, we couldn't buy a vote in a prison with a handful of pardons."
"At least the public still trusts us. Wow! This thing just made confetti out fifty sheets."
"I told you they were good."
"But they came from the CIA?"
"The finest quality. Stephen, between you and me, did you have anything to do with Gelinas being fired?"
"Who me? Say Stockwell, I'm a little nervous about this shredder. There's a button here that says image-capture and another that says transmit."
"I asked about that when was I asking about Maher Arar."
"What did they say?"
"Trust us."

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