TORIES UPSET AT FAT JOKE BY DION
Topic: January 31, 2007
"Where the hell is the Haagen Dazs?"
"Right here sir. I've arranged them by flavour for you. Would you like to wait until you're finished the KFC?"
"I asked for the ice cream. That means now. I'll have them together."
"You can't let those bullies get to you."
"I'm not afraid of Stephane. I can take that four-eyes any day of the week. Where's the chocolate sauce? Where does he get off making fun of my tummy in public?"
"Unmitigated gall."
"I think I'm gonna wait for him outside after session. We'll see who the big man is then won't we?"
"Don't lower yourself to their level sir. It's un-Primeministerial."
"I'll stomp him into oblivion... and his little dog too."
"Couldn't we just send in some hired goons sir? It's more anonymous. We could Nancy Kerrigan him."
"I like it. Get some of Stockwell's boys on that."
"You sure he's up to something like this?"
"Maybe not. I'll call George, he'll know what to do. Make yourself useful, hand me those gummy bears."
"Shouldn't we keep this in-house?"
"Well, who would you suggest then?"
"Why don't we get Peter MacKay to do it?"
"That's a great idea! Even if he's caught red-handed, he'll just keep on denying that he ever did it. That reminds me, you better give the photo-op corps the night off."
"That's why you're in charge sir, you always think of everything."
"Well he's at it, he might as well see if he can do Layton too."