Topic: February 23, 2007
"Stockwell, come here, I want you!"
"What is it Chief?"
"How'd you get here so fast?"
"Uh, I was just in the next room sir,"
"I see. Well, no matter, I need you to explain something to me."
"What is it sir?"
"How is it, a beaver was spotted, swimming down the Bronx River?"
"Oh, you heard about that?"
"I thought we had an open and honest discussion about this type of thing before."
"I'm not sure what you're talking about."
"Who is going to believe that a beaver or any other living creature, could actually survive in that polluted river? There hasn't been one seen in over two hundred years and now, all of a sudden, there's one frolicking around?"
"I think the Americans bought it sir."
"Didn't you learn anything from the ToonieGate fiasco?"
"Tooniegate sir?"
"Stockwell, don't play dumb."
"Who's playing?"
"Tooniegate. A couple of months back. You stuck transmitters inside hollowed out Toonies so you could track American contractors."
"Oh. That."
"Yes. That. And what did, That, prove? I'll tell you. American contractors spend Toonies using vending machines and toll booths!"
"But sir, our Beaver-Sub or B.S. for short, has successfully infiltrated American waters. We've been poking around there for the last year!" "And what have we learned from this ‘B.S.' of ours?"
"Well sir, if you must know..."
"I must, I must."
"Never, ever, go swimming in the Bronx River. It's really, really dirty."
"Encouraging results. Forget I bothered you. Keep up the B.S. Stockwell."
