Topic: March 7, 2007
"Har Har, avast ye thar matey, Har Har!"
"So you're the one responsible for the devastation in the United States!"
"No Mate. That privilege belongs to one of your own lad."
"I happen to be a United States Senator! How dare you accuse us, of anything."
"Would it not be your glorious and brave leader, George Bush who is responsible? Let's face it Mate, he's got you at war , he spending billions from your treasure chests. There's a man that what ought to be keelhauled."
"We're not talking about that kind of devastation. We're talking about your bands of roving Canadians, trolling the movie theatres with a video camera in one hand and a disdain for American copyright law in the other."
"Well shiver me timbers! Are ye be trying to yet again influence Canadian Law? While at the same time ye be deporting away our citizens for torture, imprisoning 9 year old boys and their parents and dressing them up like convicts? You've dragged our sweet innocent boys and girls into a war in Afghanistan and yet you dare to trifle with our laws? Soon ye will be having us be careful what we write or think or maybe ye be having us attend a good old fashioned book burning? AAARRRGH!"
"This kind of reaction will not be viewed kindly by the entertainment industry."
"Well then, be gone! And hereafter let it be drawn on all your maps that anything north of the 49th parallel, thar be dragons!"
